The fifth horseman of the Apocalypse comes to John Gohde’s rescue.
People you don’t want to see at certain moments in your life:
1. The Grim Reaper in the crowd, a half-second after you leap off the bungee platform.
2. Dr Kevorkian pulling on the latex gloves, just before you go under the anesthetic for an appendectomy.
3. A state trooper in your rear view mirror, when there are two hitchhikers’ bodies in your trunk.
4. A health-inspector coming out the restaurant kitchen with a cat collar in an evidence bag, just after you take your first bite out of the hamburger.
5. Your former apprentice Igor Berger, aka “Igor the Troll” (”You fuck with me, I will Troll you for life!“), who boasts of having been banned from over a dozen blogs and forums for trolling, coming out and publically declaring that he supports and admires your work, when you’re facing being thrown off Wikipedia for trolling and abusive behaviour.
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