John H.Gohde: mathematical genius.

Posted on August 27th, 2007 in John H. Gohde by dougal

John was never that great at math, even at school.

He’s lonely once again. Banished to Trollback mountain, he plans and schemes how he is going to inflict his revenge on Google’s Adam Lasnik. Occassionally, he and Igor talk about Google Webmsater Groups, where they both used to troll until they were both banned.

And maybe the loneliness if getting to Gohde’s aging mind, which was never the sharpest at the best of times. For here he asks the question:

Show me any user profile of mine over the past 6 or 7 years where I have posted in total more than 350 posts in one single month. At the height of my posting activity at GWH, I never posted more than a few hundred posts in total, let alone on just GWH.

Glad to help, John. Well, let us think….

Off the top of our heads: how about January to June last year, when your monthly totals were 384, 441, 453, 348, 359, 339 and 435 on your now abandoned “johngohde@naturalhealthperspective.com” identity alone ?

Of course, you are helped by having used up to two hundred different posting identities in your thirteen (!) year trolling history. Why so many ? Mainly to avoid killfiles, but also so when he makes a racist or abusive post like this:

Go fuck a nigger and make a lot of nigger babies
and see if I care. Nigger lover

…he can slither into a new identity with no posting history.

But let’s do the math. Gohde has made just under 19,000 posts on usenet alone since 1997 - that’s an average of over five a day, every day, for over a decade. And yet he has the nerve to criticise others for the time they choose to spend on the internet ?

And the crucial difference between his posts and the poster he compares himself to ?

Her posts are aimed at helping others. Gohde, on the other hand, used his posts to spill racist bile, to troll, to abuse others, and to give out dangerous and misleading health advice.

Case in point: since his banishment to Trollback Mountain - the Google equivalent of a Siberian salt mine - Gohde has made 56 posts. But not a single one has either been on topic, or has helped anyone else in the group solve any problems. Instead he plans bitter revenge against those he believes wronged him - without stopping to realised that he himself is solely responsible for his sad predicament,

Gohde is a bitter man, who only admits privately his battles with anger management and depression. Scarred by an unhappy childhood, mocked by everyone from school to work colleagues, now left alone, shunned by even his own family, he is still desperate to make his mark on the world, and to show that he has achieved something lasting in his time on this earth. But the sad irony is that despite his desperate efforts, he will not be remembered,and he certainly won’t be missed.

It’s all so quiet.

Posted on August 11th, 2007 in John H. Gohde by dougal

No John Gohde on Wikipedia.

No John Gohde on Google Webmaster Groups.

Our lives are back to being a troll-free zone.

He’s apparently still making the occassional post to Igor Berger over at Trollback Mountain. As always, their correspondence is marked by a unspoken sexual tension. But it’s nobody’s business but there’s what two grown men get up to.

And he’s still cornering the occasional co-worker with his opinions. Human Resources are planning to hold classes on faking your own death to get out of this eventuality.

And he’s apparently trying to post more on one of his blogs. His long awaited masterplan for revenge ? Say nasty things about people he doesn’t like. He’s an evil mastermind.

But in the real world…it’s all so quiet. We like it that way.