John H. Gohde has left the building.

Posted on July 7th, 2007 in John H. Gohde by dougal

Ding dong: the witch is dead !

07/07/07 has indeed lived up to expectations and been a doubly lucky day.

Firstly, John Gohde, the serial troll, unashamed racist, defiant bigot, and toothless failure, has finally left Google Webmaster Groups to troll elsewhere.

Secondly - and hilariously - he’s been forced to end up conversing at Google-Labs-iGoogle with his troll-mate: serial cretin and fellow Google Webmaster Groups expellee Igor Berger, a man even more hated at GWG than the repulsive Gohde, and who declares “Between my awakening and going to sleep I spend all my time on a computer.”

If there was any doubt that Gohde is now paired with his intellectual equal, it was dispelled when the self-declared “natural health expert” changed his screen name to “Secret Admirer”. We’re assuming that he envys Igor’s abusive trolling, but there may be a different explanation - given that Gohde is so deep in the closet he keeps finding Christmas presents.

So what level of advice are these two geniuses dispensing between them ? Take a look…

6 Responses to 'John H. Gohde has left the building.'

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  1. Steve said,

    on July 13th, 2007 at 6:29 am

    Dude, I don’t know where you’re getting your info from. The troll gohde is still there terrorizing and abusing members. Maybe you’re talking about his alias “NHP”. G FINALLY banned that account, but the morons ALLOWED him to keep his “John H. Gohde” account and that’s the one he’s using now…..and some think that the user “ivb” (Igor) is also gohde. Look how he answered his own post here!
    http://groups.google.com/group/Google_Webmaster_Help-chit-chat/browse_thread/thread/594c08f08cd02ab6/ . 2nd post a question by ivb to gohde. 3rd post he forgot to log out as “ivb” and posted the answer as ivb!

  2. dougal said,

    on July 15th, 2007 at 4:10 pm

    Nice theory, but unfortunately it doesn’t add up. Impossible as it may seem, there are two people in the world as ignorant and abusive as John Gohde. We’ve checked this in various ways, but they are two different people. And a look at Gohde’s decade-long posting history will show that while he loves to sockpuppet, his aliases are short lived and crude. He’s just too stupid and impatient to pull off such a deception.


  3. on July 19th, 2007 at 8:52 am

    IVB and Gohde are definitely different people.

  4. webado said,

    on July 30th, 2007 at 1:47 am

    Well finally, at long last Gohde been banned and barred from the Group:
    http://groups.google.com/group/Google_Webmaster_Help-Requests/browse_thread/thread/93a2b892ad1e66b6/c55f606360899421#c55f606360899421

    Phew…

  5. Steve said,

    on July 30th, 2007 at 11:35 am

    Indeed! Thank God. Now what will you do Dougal? ;-)


  6. on January 27th, 2008 at 10:02 am

    […] his user profile on other websites….or his Wikipedia edits…or even here….or here…or […]

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