John H. Gohde: his hatred and racism cataloged

Time for a grand pronouncement from John Gohde of naturalhealthperspective.com:

I have a long list of accomplishments

Wow. News to us, but we’re always keen to learn. So we collectively poured a beer, settled into a comfy chair, and read on with great anticipation.

What could John Gohde have done that was so amazing ? So far, the only achievements we knew of were managing to drink enough Coke to turn his teeth so rotten that they needed to be pulled out (he’s been wearing dentures since his 40’s) and sending his cholesterol sky-high by eating fast food.

Of course, others might think his greatest achievement was the sheer chutzpah for a toothless fast-food junkie to try and pretend to be some kind of health expert.

Or his award for “most racism and hatred in a Usenet post”:

Exactly how many nigger dicks have you sucked in your life? You sound like a politically-correct slut. Can you remember them all? We can go on and on with this topic.

So was he finally going to come up with an answer to the damning indictment by a former usenet poster he clashed with: Gohde… I hear a great silence when asked what you have ever done for the benefit of anyone but yourself.

We’re waiting, John.

Well, I’m not wanting to dampen your enthusiasm, but the list of accomplishments was somewhat shorter than might be expected for a man of his advanced years.

In fact, instead of the promised “long list”, he himself could come up with just one.

Someone had linked to his website. Sound the trumpets. Break out the champagne. Call a national holiday.

What adjectives had they used to describe him and his website ? Amazing ? Wonderful ? Inspired ? Kind ? A giant amongst men ?

Nothing like that, I’m afraid.

Wellsourceonline acknowledges Mr. John H. Gohde, publisher of The Natural Health Perspective for his efforts

That’s “acknowledges” as is: not “applaud”, or “is indebted to the genius of”, or “salutes”. It’s “acknowledges” as is: “aware of the existence of”. Something we all are, unfortunately.