The split personality of John H. Gohde of naturalhealthperspective.com
A week or so ago, Gohde added a new posting identity - “John H. Gohde” - to his existing “N-H-P” account fro his troll posts on Google Webmaster Groups. At the time, he posted:
Why do I post to the Google Webmaster Help group with 2 different
account names?
Is it a secrete plot to deceive people? Nope!
Do I have a split personality? No, of course not!
Am I trying to escape my N-H-P posting history? Nope!
Perish the thought.
Most people who will have done research on Gohde’s old posts on Usenet will have noticed that Gohde frequently changes his posting identity, initially to avoid killfiles, and after he was thrown off his old ISP but also so he could post as a “glovepuppet”. Check any of Gohde’s old posts, find a thread where posters appear to strongly agree with him, then check their posting history. It’ll begin, and end, on the day of that post.
At the moment Gohde - whose regular “one-star” post ratings from other members has been upsetting him - is using his two identities to “vote” for each others posts with a five star rating each time. He had admitted this himself: “Voting is no longer a problem for people with super powers, either. 
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What most people won’t be aware of is the level of deception John Gohde puts in to to maintain multiple identities.
Isn’t that right, johngohde@naturalhealthperspective.com - or - mr.gold@nag.com - or - deman[83]@hotmail.com - or - deman@justsayno.com - or - heatlh@nag.com - or - deman[87]@hotmail.com - or - bite_me_[1]@hotmail.com - or - john_’is_here_to_stay’@hotmail.co, - or - jhgohde@wmconnect.comMOOSH…
We could go on.
We will go on…. johnhgohde@worldnet.att.net - or - john_’rules’@hotmail.com - or - jhgohde@wmconnect.com - or - analsexfagboy@hotmail.com - or - deman[91]@hotmail.com - or - deman[4]@hotmail.com - or - sir_john@getstev.com - or - jhgohde@wmconnect.comVitalism - or - john_1_’knows_all’@hotmail.com - or - DeMan@fulman.com
And on…jhgohde@wmconnect.comnick - or - jhgohde@wmconnect.comSnar - or - john_2_’knows_all’@hotmail.com - or - deman[103]@hotmail.com - or - deman@naturalhealthperspective.com - or - deman[100]@hotmail.com - or - deman[73]@hotmail.com - or - richmondfuckbuddy@hotmail.com
And on…deman@fschulman.com - or - john_’rules_you’@hotmail.com - or - deman@ffmd.com - or - deman[77]@hotmail.com - or - deman@ffsilver.com - or - sgeek@hotmail.com - or - deman@ffscience.com - or - deman[78]@hotmail.com - or - deman[104]@hotmail.com - or - gold@nag.com - or - deman[80]@hotmail.com - or - deman[10]@hotmail.com
Why put in all this effort ? The answer is surprisingly simple, and threefold.
Firstly, he has the time. Usenet is his life. No friends, no family, no life outside his computers, and a job he hates.
Secondly, Gohde loves a platform. No-one has listened to him now. Not at school, not at home, not at work, and certainly not now, where he sits alone. But what Gohde does know is that the world should be listening to him. That’s why he puts so much effort into trying to make himself into an authority on whatever newsgroup he is currently trolling. (His latest attempt ? Signing himself as “The SEO Guy”. Anyone who has read his posts will know exactly how misguided this is)
Thirdly, what Usenet offers - unlike his real life - is a chance to reinvent himself every time his new personality comes through to the surface.
So lets say, his repressed anger gets the better of him, the true Gohde surfaces, and he says - as he did - “Exactly how many nigger dicks have you sucked in your life ? You sound like a politically-correct slut.” - he can just discard the usenet identity and slither away, like a snake leaving its skin.
Or, if he posts: “When your brain is fucked up enough to be gay, then every aspect of your life is totally fucked!”, it’s no biggie. Just slither away into a new identity.
Or if he posts: “Sounds like something the nigger would say to the white lady that he was raping in the Astro Dome”, what do we hear ? Slither, slither, John.
If only life were that easy, huh, John ? Then you wouldn’t be where you are now - spending every day wishing you were someone - anyone - else but you.
on December 24th, 2007 at 7:48 pm
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