Gohde has a new friend on the Google Webmaster’s Forum -
Rick1. Rick1 has been agreeing with just about everything Gohde has to say on the forum, and seems to have a miraculous ability to ‘conjure’ multiple 5 star comments for BS posts within around 3 minutes of posting, even during times when the board has otherwise low activity.
Perish the thought - Is, perhaps, Rick1 a creation of N-H-P? Perhaps N-H-P has previously held his counterpart rick1 as the ying for his raging yang, and has recently decided to unleash rick1 mark 2 onto the community to provide an interesting distraction from his own inane comments.
On the topic of recent posts from Gohde himself, we have a new ‘Star Wars’ going on.. see John’s latest rants here..
Included in these new gems of wisdom was the following ‘rant’…
> For someone who is so into healthy living and healthy food, you sure
> seem like someone who could use some more fiber in your diet. 
I have been attacked on the Internet by anti-alternative medicine
bigots from day one, back in 1999.
My website coding has been attacked by web developer creeps from day
one, back in 1999. Reality is that my web site currently has a lot
better design and has a lot fewer validation errors, than the vast
majority of sites out on the Internet. Yet, as far as these Internet
Trolls are concerned nothing but nothing has changed. Which only goes
to show that human behavior doesn’t change … only the current
topic … And, the current group of Hot Air Balloons … do. 
Hot air is hot air. And, I surely do love to point out hot air.
As far as the health topics goes, I can confidently say that you do
NOT have clue as to what you are talking about. Not in the least
Tell me Mr. Know-it-all, where do you get your health information
from? Where does one go on the Internet to research health
research. Tell me how does one look up research papers online for
FREE. Tell me the URLs of a half dozen research journals like JAMA,
Lancet, and the NEJM.
Have any of your reveiws of health research been published online by a
top rated research journal? I can.
I can list out the URLs for the complete text of 100’s of recent
research papers on health for FREE. Can you?
Do you have a clue as to how to research, research abstracts on the
Internet? One time a British Research Journal even mailed for FREE a
complete copy of one of their research papers to me in America. They
must have thought that I was a academic PhD doing research.
Do you know how to get in the back door of 100’s of the complete text
off Altenative Medicine research papers online for FREE, while the
public is normally is required to pay a fee? I do. Do you even have
a clue as to how academia works regarding the publishing of research?
How many reseaerch abstracts and the entire texts of research papers
have you read in their entirety? Let me guess. ZERO? Am I right, as
usual?
Tell me something about the history of health, medicine, natural
health, the placebo effect, the mind-body connection, or anything
remotely related to health.
Tell me about how to treat some common health conditions.
Tell me something remotely intelligent about diet. How about the role
played by fiber? What person was first to bring up the need of fiber
in the human diet? Hint. It certainly was no scientist.
Tell me the difference between Natural Hygiene and Naturopathy?
Tell me what EBM stands for and what does it mean. Are you even
remotely aware of the fact that it operationally proves that
scientific medicine on planet Earth has existed for approximately only
one (1) decade. Now, tell me the implications EBM has for your
health.
Tell me the role currently being played by Psychology in health, in
the academia of today. Now, tell me what health problems are they in
the practice of treating legally for real hard money without a medical
license.
Tell me what common health problems can be treated successfully with
mind-body medicine.
I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt that the vast majority of
the SEOs on this group do NOT have clue about SEO, let alone
health.
I, also, happen to have a new WordPress blog.
So, now, I have added my take on your take.
Ha, … Hah, Ha!
I consider my 1 star rating a compliment. Just thought that you might
want to know.
Sorry John, we forgot you were sooooo intelligent..
After this rant, he copped an indignant reply for trying to blame dockarl for his recent de-starrings…
Mate,
N-H-P - I know you’re not worth arguing with when you’re off your meds
- folks, N-H-P paid a little visit to my blog (I think that’s what he
means by me following him - to my own blog?!?)..
You can read what he had to say here..
http://www.utheguru.com/optimizing-wordpress-to-stop-duplicate-conten…
Yesterday he left this lovely message for me in my inbox for me first
thing I woke up..
You did not write that crappy robots.txt file yourself. The
entire line of thought of this thread was stolen from a plugin.
This 1 star Dude wrote a better robots.txt file himself days before
reading this blog drivel.
Why? I got my own WordPress blog.
And, guess what? I am a better communicator on my worst day, then you
are on your best. And, the entire design and layout my new Blog
proves it.
Now, it up to idiots like you to find it.
Of the three SEO WordPress Blogs that I have stumbled across, they all
sucked big time. Only one had remotely interesting links. Yours?
Well I do not want to be held responsible for your suicide …
And by the way N-H-P - hate to disappoint you, but I’m not an SEO -
I’m a computer and comms engineer with a strong interest in all things
linux and open source that spends my spare time blogging about things
I learn along the way and developing wordpress apps - and I enjoy
chatting to people on this forum.
As it turns out, it seems I’m polite and give the occassional piece of
good advice too, like the majority of regulars on this forum…
Have a nice day
Doc
and Volvox77 made a very salient point…
I just can’t help myself - it is just too funny when you see someone
saying, as NHP did,
And, guess what? I am a better communicator on my worst day, then you
are on your best.
And the paragraph has a grammar error….on my worst day THAN you
are….
Sure, I have 1 starred any aggressive or insulting post you make. I
have 1 starred others like the FAQ post you did yesterday because they
are just very bad advice but I have also 5 starred a few of your posts
that I thought were useful.
John, play nice and make friends and I am sure you will find that
whoever’s cage got rattled enough to 1 star stalk you will lose
interest.
Aaahh.. it all just keeps getting funnier.. keep your eyes peeled folks.. we hear Gohde has recently discovered wordpress - God help us all..
